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kyon aashiq marne chahunde ho tussi navdeep veer
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| | Ase pagal hoy kese dai pechy,oh pagal hoya kese ur dai pechy,oh pagal hoya kese ur dai pechy,sary pagal agy pechy
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| | teri mann di, teri pan di, tere pyo di, tere pera di, tere pore khandan di, tay meri v, tu jan hai!!! |
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| | Bush: india a ke ik sardar g se pooshta hai,k yaha bat-bat par log
bhainchod bhainchod kehte hein,iska matlab kya hota hai?
sardar: sir g iska matlab desh bhagat hota hai
bush:kahi bhashan dete hue,bharat k bhenchodo,mein bhi ik bhenchod hoon,
lekin gandhi g sabse bade bhenchod the,
bhenchodo bhashan suno hasso mat
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| | Well come 2 care center,khushi k liye 1 dabaye,
muskaan k liye 2 dabaye,mujse dosti k liye 3 dabaye,
and mujse peesha shudvane k liye apna galla dabaye
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| | Chita dupatta kala suit ,ute phul kadai da,
boht fass jaandian ne mitra,bass zor rakh try da,
1-2 waar j chhitar v pai jaan ta,aiwen nai ghabrai da |
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| | in french: bon jour,in spanish: te quiro,in italian: buon giorno,in yugoslav: volim te,in english: good morning,in punjabi: uth moya kam te nahi jana?
sahi keha ja galt?
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| | Munda : kash rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere mooh vich firda
,kude : aagar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda
yaaro gussa na kareo |
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| | Peyyar dey side effects,nazla'zukaam'khanci'sar main dard'kan main dard'paet main wat'eyes main ansso'kammar main dard'dammag main dard'es bemarri ka naam haiy lovetariya
kida da lagga aha hega tuhade cho koi is bimari da shikaar ? |
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| | Once there was a crow,punjab vich baitha c oh,ohne peg lai c do,o talli gya c ho,chidi rahi c ro,crow ne chedi c oh,chidi de bap ne kuteya crow,crow sarminda gya c ho,hun chidi nu bhain g kehnda oh, moral-kisi d dhee bhain na chheroo
(ha ha ha ha yaaro j kise nu changa lagge ta dasseo jaroor j na v changa lagga ta v dasseo) |
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