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apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon
apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao
woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhtae hain
warna aap jaisey softwares to bazaar main biktay hain
roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho
teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai
aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga
apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
do pc joodtey joodtey hang hogaye
aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain
ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
aisa bhi nahin hai ke, i don%u2019t like your face
par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
what is your icq number, aao karein chat
tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-mail
main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho aish,
phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
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| | Hum mast hain apni masti main,kyon jaye kisi ki basti main,aisee ki taisi, aisi basti ki,jissne qadar na ki hum jaisi husti ki
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| | Aashiq apni mahbooba se pooch raha hai
kya pyaar karna paap hai???????????????
ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
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| | ladka tha deewana sa mobile le k ghumta tha,nazre zukake sharmake mobil me kuchh karta tha,jab bhi milta tha mujse puchha karta tha yeh chalu kaise hota hai
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| | Zara gaaur se padiyega
aasmaan pe jitne taare hai
aakhon me jitne ishare hai
samander ke jitne kinare hai
utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai |
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| | Evolution of man :-
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shade ke phle :- hero no 1
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shade ke baad :- coolie no 1
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shade ke phle :- %u2018maine pyar kiya%u2019
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shade ke baad :- ye maine kya kiya
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shade ke phle :- jaaneman maat jao
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shade ke baad :- jaan mat khao
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shade ke phle :- tum bin raha na jae
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shade ke baad :- tum ko saha na jae
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shade ke phle :- kuch to bolo
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shade ke baad :- ab chup ho jao
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shade ke phle :- i love you
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shade ke baad :- aaj fir aalu ?
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shade ke phle :- milne kab aaogi
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shade ke baad :- mayke kab jaogi
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| | Shaadi ke pehle - dilwale dulhaniya lejayenge
shaadi ke baad - baaki sab sukhi hojayenge
nikaah ke pehle - chal chayya chayya,
nikaah ke baad - ah aab laut chale
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| | What would dharmendra say to hema malini
if he wants to tell her to call him up
ring de basanti
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| | Ek sardar ka beta 1st time atm se cash nikalwane gaya%u2026
achanak machine jaam hogai
ussne bank manager ko bolwaliya
manager ne pocha ye kay say howa?
sardar%u2019s son : kya wahiyat machine hai ulti seedhi cheezain mangi hai
phelay kheti hai enter card, phir enter pin
pin dhoond kar laya aur is main dali to sali jaam hogai
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| | There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets
she yelled at him, "great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
the next night, when she didn't smell any perfume,
she yelled again by saying, "she's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
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| | Ajeet: mona! isko erazer se maar do,
mona:boss:kyoooooooooooooooooo?
yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
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| | Before marrige - dil to pagal hai
after marrige - dil to pagal hai
before marrige:maine pyar kiya,,,,
after marrige:maine kyoo pyar kiya,
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| | This is the story of four people named everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobody
there was an important job to be done and everybody was asked to do it
anybody could have done it, but nobody did it
somebody got angry about that, because it was everybody's job
everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it
consequently, it wound up that nobody told anybody, so everybody blamed somebody
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