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449 Jokes written by Lion_heart_indian

LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Cnn news
bush orders 15,000 fbi trained dogs to track down osama
fbi awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Crime doesn't pay
does that mean my job is a crime?
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
now read without the word dog
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Why were males created before females? cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Out of my mind
back in five minutes
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, tat's how u
eat an ice cream!
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
________________________________________ born free




taxed to death
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and i love myself too
________________________________________ always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
What's the quietest place in the world? the complaint department at the parachute packing plant ________________________________________ god made man and then rested
god made women and then no one rested
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? a: run like hell
she's got a hand grenade in her mouth ________________________________________
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Why don't men often show their true feelings? because they don't have any
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LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
How do you save a man from drowning? take yer foot of his head
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Q: why was the leper caught speeding? a: he couldn't take his foot of the accelerator
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Q:what is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? a:about 45 pounds!!
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through that thing?
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west
he slides up to the bar and announces: "i'm looking for the man who shot my paw
"
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half
LiON_HeaRT_INdiaN (6 months ago)
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese
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