 | | fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
hun assi vi sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!! |
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| | Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c |
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| | Ni tu challi gayi england,
baja ke yaara da band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
india aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!! |
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| | Padna-likhna chad pare,
nakal te rakh aas,
chak rajai te so jaa bhagta,
rabb karuga paas!!!
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| | Kudiya wich koi sassi labda, koi labda heer,
assi ta yaaro sahiba labni te kutne ohde veer!!! |
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| | A young couple moved into a new house. the wife was attractive but aloof. being unable to hold out any longer, the eager neighbour once spotted her hanging her washing, and said " behenji, your cow has eaten up my marigolds."
"that can't be true," protested the pretty neighbour. " we don't have a cow."
" i don't have marigolds either," replied the smart aleck, "but i don't like so much distance between neighbours." |
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| | Scene: a woman comes to ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
woman: sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
ajit: iskaa naam peter rakh do!
woman: mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
ajit: uskaa naam repeter rakh do! |
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| | Restaurant manager: ' why are you looking worried?'
chef: 'there are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. i do not know what to do.'
restaurant manager: ' don't worry. i will annownce that today we are having chinese food festival!' |
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| | A girl to her boy friend
chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
a boy to his girl friend
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga |
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