 | | Who is hot?
its u
who is charming?
its u
who is sweet?
its u
who is darling of milions?
its u
who is a liar?
its me!
hee
hee
hee |
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| | Newton's law of luv: every boy on this earth is attracted 2wards a girl with a force directly proportional 2 d beauty of d girl n inversely proportional 2 d strength of her brother |
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| | Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_khwaab hai to manzilein hai,
____manzilein hai to fasaley hai,
__________fasaley hai to rastey hai,
_________rastay hai to mushkilein ha,i
_____________mushkilein hai to hausla hai,
_________________hausla hai to vishawas hai,
______________________vishvas hai to paisa hai,
________________________paisa hai to shohrat hai,
__________________________shohrat hai to izzat hai,
______________________________izzat hai to ladki hai,
__________________________ladki hai to tension hai,
______________________tension hai to concern hai,
__________________concern hai to a khayaal hai,
_________________khayaal hai to khwaab hai,
______________khawab hai to growth hai,
__________growth hai to zindagi hai,
______zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_matlab duniya gol gol hai
bas ghumnewala chahiye |
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| | Inteligent man inteligent girl = friendship
duffer man inteligent girl=love
inteligent man duffer girl=dates
duffer man duffer girl= love marriage |
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| | A guy in a aeroplane stood up and shouted
hi jack
all the passengers in plane scared,
from another side another guy replied
hi john |
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| | New concept of life
morning = mandir
evening = m_a_d_i_r_a
night = m_a_n_d_i_r_a |
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| | Why did god create u before me
? ans: bcause he wanted to create a sample, be4 creating a *master-piece* he! he! he! hu!! hu!! hey!! hey!! |
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| | I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me
u cry, i cry
u laugh
i laugh
u jump out of d window
i look down n then
i laugh again
ha ha ha |
|
| | Sardar was writing something very slowly
friend asked: why r u writing so slowly? sardar: i m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast
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| | A
boy
pulled
a
girl
into
room
locked the
door,
put
of d
light,
puled
her
2 d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
blanket
n
said: see my new radium watch-
shining na?
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|
| | Government of india has introduced a new rule
good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! u r safe
oh! no where should i hide???
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| | U r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lovely,
u r 100% sweet,
u r 100% nice, and
u r 100% stupid to believe these |
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| | All flowers dont represent love but rose did it
all animals cannot speak but parrot did it
all donkeys cannot read but u did it! |
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| | When i call you
1
ringing means i m thinking u
2
ringing means i like u
3
ringing means i miss u
4
ringing means i need u
5
ringing means behray phone uchal |
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| | Ven u get this sms, send it 2one person u love,
one u hate, one u always think of & one u wish to kill
now keep thinking why i hav send it to you |
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| | I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset
i dont know how 2 inform u
bt i've 2 let u know dat u've symptoms of
a-i-d-s
(adoring, intelligent, dear, sweetlover) !! |
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| | 24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely
have a lovely day n life! |
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| | I hav started luving "u"
i knw it sounds rediculous
but i cnt control my feelings 4 "u"
some time later i'll start luving more alphabets
haha! |
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| | God made daylight n called it the sun
god made entertainment n called it fun
god made nightlight n called it the moon
god made u n called cartoon
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| | Handsome,
sweet,
intelligent, spontaneous,
good looking,
nice friends, charming,
funny, well
enough about me! how about you? |
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