 | | Rajan: yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
sajan: suicide karne ke liye
rajan: to phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
sajan: kahin infection na ho jaaye |
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boyfriend: kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi
girlfriend: mein to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga
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gabber singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara
pooch kiyun?
ma se poochta tha: kitne aadmi the? |
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| | Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:
kitna pyara baccha hai!!!
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ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha
musafir ne poocha dar nahi lagta?
aadmi: darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon
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| | 2 men sitting in a kabristan were talking
one said: yeh murde bare aram se apni kabron mein sote hain
sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: sale kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai
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| | Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: what came first- the chicken or the egg?
hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na! |
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bhikhari: sahib ik rupaiya de do
sahib: kal anna
bhikhari: iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai! |
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| | teacher: light kitho aandi hai?
pappu: mere nankeya de gharon
teacher: kiwe?
pppu: jado light jandi hai papa kehndy ne saleya ne pher cut ti
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| | teacher: aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? papu: ladies toilet! |
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| | Amli: doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
dr: haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
amli: aa lo ji chapal te la do
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| | shaadi k pehle ladka: darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi
aur mai nahi to tum nahi
shaadi k bad ladka: aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi! |
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| | What is abcdefg ? (a boy can do everything for girl)
but what is gfedcba the opposite- (girl forgets everything done and catches new boy again)
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| | Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the
door
the sardar quickly responded to this question,
"well, when it gets hot all i have to do is roll down the window
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| | How is a computer like britney spears?
they're both cheap, white, and plastic
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| | Q
why is air a lot like sex?
a
because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
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| | Catch her by her waist
bring her home
keep ur hand on her neck
put ur lips on her lips
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| | Its the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body |
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| | 2 men went 2 a callgirl
1st went in and came out n said
na my wife is better
2nd went in and came out n said
u r right ur wife is much better
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| | I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room
on my bed |
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