 | | Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? santa: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
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| | What four animals does a woman need in her life?
a mink on her back
a jaguar in the garage
a tiger in her bed
and a jackass to pay for it all !!! |
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| | Man: "god, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
god: "so you would love her
"
man: "but god, why did you make her so dumb?"
god: "so she would love you
"
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| | Tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
tu kutta
rakh le aj kal chori bhoot ho rahe hai |
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| | Dream makes everything possible,
hope makes everything work,
luv makes everything beautiful,
smile makes all the above%u2026 so always brush ur teeth |
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| | Biwi (ghusse main):
tumhare dimag main to
sirf gobar hi bhara hai!
husband (pyar se):
to phir itni der se kha kyon rahi ho? |
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| | Fact1: you can not touch your lower lip with your tounge%u2026
fact2: after reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it
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patient to doctor- aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
dr
- janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi
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| | Phul khilkar udas he
samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
ek bar muskura do dost
ram gopal varma ko naye bhoot ki talash hai! |
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| | If i go wrng i need ur hand 2 correct me
if i win i need urhand 2 wish me
if i lose i need urhand 2 guide me
so plz keep ur hand alwys clean |
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| | Ladki- mom aaj maine apne bf ko khub ullu banaya
maa-kaise?
ladki- maine paise sendal me chupae the aur wo
2gante tak meri bra me dhunt |
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| | Miss call ek masti he
ye sms se b sasti he
neend ko bhagaati he
khoon ko jalati he
dimaag ko pakaati he
aur apko hamari yaad dilati he
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| | Pati - i saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie
friend - didnt you follow them?
pati - nahi yaar,i have already seen that movie :d |
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| | Cow: kya me bolu
ox: sun
cow: suna
ox: chalti kya ghaushala
cow: kya kru?ake me ghaushala
ox: mundi hilaeanga,
ghas chabaenge,
ghobar flaynge or kya? |
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| | Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! |
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| | Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke
!! |
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| | Baari barsi khatan geya si,
khat ke lyanda %u201csehtoot%u201d,
tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi %u201cpappi%u201d ley geya bhoot |
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| | Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,
main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
na paper mainu aanda c,
na paper ohnu aanda c |
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| | Porpose karne ka naya style
!
chand ko toor donga,
suraj ko phor donga,
tu ek bar bar haan karde buss
pahli wali ko chor donga! |
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| | Eh ik boli hai ji ,j mundean tu meinu nachdi vekhna, suit sva de fit mundean, ve meri nach di di foto khich mundean |
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