 | | Ik bhikhari ne tajmahal hotel nu fone te order mareya 1 palak paneer 1 dal makhani 4 butter nan 1 ras malai ok !! te tajmahal hotel wale ne pucheya eh sab kisde nam te bheja bhikhari ne keha alah de nam te |
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| | Santa: bhagwan punjab nu america di capital bana de
plz plz plz%u2026
plz plz plz%u2026
plz plz plz%u2026
banta: par kyun???
santa: kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han
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| | Ik sardar apne friend kol manja mangan gaya
friend: sade kol do hi mnje ne
ik te mein te mera bapu sonde haan te dooje te meri vohti te maa
sardar: oye ullu ! manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te tareeke naal karo
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| | Dear friend, jane anjane ch je main kade tera dil dukhaya hove, tng kita hove ja fir kuj hor jo v kita us lyi%u2026
tere to j v hunda kar lai
%u201dmain ni sudhrna%u201d |
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| | A punjabi goes to a hotel and orders chicken
waiter: french or spanish?
santa: jehra marji lai aa yaar, mein kehra gallan karnian ne
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| | Santa: kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya
banta: hun oh kiven hai?
santa: theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai diti
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| | Jat amrika vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai
pehle mema chad gayian
jado jat di vari aayi, conductor kehnda "no more, no more"
jat: oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more no more
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| | Sone di hai itt sajna
rab tenu mobile ditta
koi sms ta likh sajna
kothe te mor sajna
je sms nahi likhna
ehnu itt mar ke tod sajna
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| | Man and his wife were fighting
wife: tuhade dimag vich gobar bharya hoya hai
man: tahi 2 ghante to chatti ja rahi hain
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| | Jat gusse ch: main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne
1 hor banda: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji
jat: mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye
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| | Amarinder singh te badal ik boat te ja rahe san
boat dub gayi
guess karo bachya kaun ???
oye balle balle guess karo ji
te javab hai
* * * ! ! punjab ! ! * * *
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| | Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi
lalu nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha
clever lalu cried: "hai mera bapu%u2026"
bheer ne lalu nu agge jan dita
agge ja ke dekhya ta%u2026
khota marya pya c !!!!
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| | Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya
sher nu pakdan vaste japan di police di help layi gayi, amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe
akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari punjab pulas di
bas fer ki c
agle hi din punjab pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!
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| | Teacher: kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch mahatma gandhi ne b
a
kar lai c
munda: sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch bhagat singh fansi chad chuke c
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| | Santa: jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai
waiter: lo sir
santa: ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai
waiter: lo sir
santa: ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai
waiter: par eh ladai honi kado hai?
santa: jad tu paise mangega
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| | Santa: bhai har roj murge nal roti khaidi a
banta: oh kiven
santa: ik burki aap khaidi a te ik murge nu payee di a
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| | Poultry farm ke malik ne sabhi murgiyon ko order diya
"agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band
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murgiya dar gayi
sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"
malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya"
jawab mila
"sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai
waise main to murga hoon"
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| | Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 watt bulb
father: what are you doing?
pappu: aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon
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| | Boyfriend: kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi
girlfriend: mein to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga
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| | Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi
people used to call him krishna
batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam krishna tha
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