 | | Bahu: maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath
saas: arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho |
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| | Ladka: janeman is dil mein aaja
ladki: sandal nikalu kya? ladka: pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!! |
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| | What is the difference between watch & wife? ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai
doosari bigadati hai to "shuroo' ho jati hai
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| | 1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, muje iska answer jarur dena
ladki ne ans diya tumara blodgrp b hai |
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| | Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya
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| | Mallika at airport
bhikhari: "behanji 1 rupiya dedo
" malika gave him 1000 rs
secretary: "why u gave him 1000 rs
?" malika: "pehli bar kisine behan kaha
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| | Wife: kyu ji! jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap chasma pehente ho? husband: doctor ne kaha hai jab sar dard aaye to chasma pehen lena |
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| | Young girl goes 2 dr wth mom
girl-medicl check up karana hai
dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao
girl-mera nai,mummy ka
dr-mataji aap jibh dikhaiye
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| | Munna bhai: agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye
??? circuit: simple bhai
bina sui ka injection lene ka
!!!
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| | What do you call a female who never laughs? "hasina |
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| | Maalik: ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho
ramu: maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai
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| | Mom: beti badi ho kar kya karogi? beti: kuch nahin
maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi
aur kya? mom: jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna |
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| | Jija: sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? sali: jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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| | Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya"
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| | In a train compartment husband: darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin
main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon
banta sitting on upper berth says: bow bow |
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| | Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai, dulha bola: chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga
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| | Father to his dauthers lover-main nahi chahta ke meri beti gadhe ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye
lover-isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo
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| | Ek sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,counter clerk asks-kuch kehna chahte ho ? sharabi-jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai
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| | Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai%u2026
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
mom: tera dost chor hai kya? boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
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| | Mom: beti badi ho kar kya karogi?beti: kuch nahin
maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi
aur kya?mom: jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna |
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