7 Jokes written by ALONEboy

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ? ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko dooodh ki rakhwali karte pehli baar dekha hai

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ? ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko dooodh ki rakhwali karte pehli baar dekha hai

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

Banta class mein - madam maine %u201cabc%u201d yaad karli madam -ok , to sunao banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz%u2026 madam - arey aise nahi %u2026 aise suna a for apple banta - ok madam%u2026 a for apple b for bada apple c for chhota apple d for dusra apple e for ek aur apple f for fokat ka apple g for gol apple h for hazar apple i for itney saarey apple? j for jaao nahi khaani hai apple k for kaise nahi khaayengey apple l for lena padhega tumko apple m for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple n for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple o for oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple p for peth bhar khaao apple q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple r for roz agar khaao tum apple s for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple t for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple u for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple v for very tasty hai yeh apple w for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple x for x%u2019mas mei bhii hi! khana padenge apple y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain banta child - how? santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

One time one boy was in punjab waiting for bus and bus very late and bus was so full as the bus came to the bus stop there 5 girls came aswel then boy thought let the girls go in the bus first then after i will go girls went in side the bus as the boy try to get in the bus driver said no more and boy said ok he was waiting secound bus same thing happened again and again girls came and again driver said no more boy was angry he said tu driver sala kanjer morniya nu bus vich vaad laindava jado more andava ta boldava no more

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

Principal :agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 rs fine, 2nd time 200 rs
fine and 3rd time 500
munna bhai :boley to monthly paas ka kya lega mamu

ALONEboy (3 months ago)

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaloo apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhtae hain warna aap jaisey softwares to bazaar main biktay hain roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye do pc joodtey joodtey hang hogaye aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! aisa bhi nahin hai ke, i don%u2019t like your face par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat what is your icq number, aao karein chat tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-mail main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho aish, phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash