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- least said, soonest mended
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| | Deep: chal tu yeh bta ki heroine ka opposite kya hua aryan: heroine ka? vohi jo filmo pe ati hai?? deep: haan yaar vohi aryan: abay sale mujhe kiya pata heroine ka opposite kaise ho sakta hai?? deep: abay hota hai heroine ka oppo hero-out hota hai |
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| | Tu koun meh koun, meh bakri, tu mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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| | Gadhay aur pathan gadhay aur pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai? answer: - dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain
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| | Interviewer: what s ur qualification? santa : sir i am ph d interviewar : what do u mean by ph d? santa : (smiling) passed highschool with difficulty
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| | Santa's theory : moon is more impt than sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & sun gives light during the day when light is not needed |
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| | Ek baar ek totaa (bole to parrot) ud raha tha full speed par uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui¦ totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya jab totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha aur bola, %u0153aalia ¦ jail ¦ woh ferrari ka driver mar gaya kyaa |
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| | Santa's theory : moon is more impt than sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & sun gives light during the day when light is not needed! |
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| | Interviewer: what s ur qualification? santa : sir i am ph d interviewar : what do u mean by ph d? santa : (smiling) passed highschool with difficulty d |
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| | Interviewer: what s ur qualification? santa : sir i am ph d interviewar : what do u mean by ph d? santa : (smiling) passed highschool with difficulty |
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| | There was a lover who said that he would go through hell for her they got married-now he is going through hell ,, |
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| | Difference between good girls & bad girls good girls open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot!
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| | Cultural difference between usa & india in usa u can kiss at any public place but cant do susu in india u can susu at any public place but cant do kiss kiss |
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| | Can v do romance in the evening today? i'm in a good mood just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "mosquitoo |
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| | Best traffic advertisement of year lord ganesha says "care for your head, not everyone gets replacement like me, so wear helmet
helmet |
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| | Sardar was writing something very slowly friend asked: why r u writing so slowly? sardar: i m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast
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| | I hav started luving "u" i knw it sounds rediculous but i cnt control my feelings 4 "u" some time later i'll start luving more alphabets haha!
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| | I hav started luving "u" i knw it sounds rediculous but i cnt control my feelings 4 "u" some time later i'll start luving more alphabets haha! |
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| | Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows delicate blossoms luv & laughter quiet moments & fantatic people like me |
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| | Banta to santa : %u201ctalwaar aur salwaar mein kya samaanta hai%u201d ? santa : dono ke khulne par aadmi ghayal ho jata hai !!
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