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hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
yeh kaisa julm sehna padta hai,
mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna padta hai..
jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de
imraan hashmi ne apni girlfriend ko
pehle apna aashiq banaya phir usne
chocolate main zeher milakar
uska murder karvaya.
girlfriend ne uske aksar khwaab me aakar kaha
tum sa nahi dekha to imraan hashmi ne kaha
is kalyug me jawani diwani hai. |
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 | | good day;
how are you;work and health over there?.my name is precious,am a girl of 23years single never marry.i wish to know you. i saw your profile today on (saddegeet.com)i went through it,i found intrest on you,i wish to know you more.i decided to left this message of proposal to you.if you can contact me direct with your email to my email address (precious_trayon@yahoo.co.uk)** i will give you my pictures here from my email address.i believe we can move on from here! am waiting to see your mail direct to my email.*my dear!***distance,age or colour does not matter but(love)matters alot in life.***please; contact me direct on my email for more explanation:note!!
(precious_trayon@yahoo.co.uk)thank;s.from precious;wishing you best and more blessings of new year |
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 | | ik motty woman de ghar chor a gaya,ohne chor fad liya te ohde upper beth gayi,apne husband nu boli,jaldi ja police bula ke liya,ohda husband bolya mery jutti nahi mil rahi,,tan chor bolya yaar mery jutti pa ja jaldi kar menu is truck thalliyon kadh,, |
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 | | <font color=red><b>lady: kya tumhari bus main bachoo ka aadha kiraya lagta hai??
<font color=green><b>conductor: haan, agar 12 se kamm ho.
<font color=blue><b>lady: theek hai,
<font color=darkpink><b>mere to 10 hi hai:d: |
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| | ik vaar ik munde di barat galti naal kise hor kudi de ghar chali gayi,jad pata lagga te vapis mudan lagge tan munda kehnda chal is kudi naal hi viah kra lenda haan,jad marna hi hai tan, fer goli chahe rifle di hove,chahe pistol di chahe ak-47 di ki farak penda hai |
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 | | one sir say to her student ... tell me one amphibian. the student reply ,.a frog sir say tell me an another amphibian a student reply an another frog |
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 | | if ur world is spining round & round..& round....ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its love? na munna na its called high b/p... |
|
 | | santa singh went to future shop and ask the sales agent "do you sell color tv?'
sales agent goes "yes we do".
santa singh go then "give me a green one" |
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| | ek husband, wife lad rahay thay!
husband' tu kuttiya'
wife 'tu kutta'
husband ' tu kuttiya'
wife ' tu pilla'
bacchha bola 'main pilla! |
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| | there's two guys and over something stupid the first guy gets pissed off and asks the second idiot, "chither khanay aa!!"...and the idiot says, "nahi, main karoon khakay aaya...cha pani the inthezaam kardo". |
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| | ajit: maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega! |
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| | one day a man saw a beggar on the street. he went to him and said "if you stop begging i will pay you rs 1000 per month".
in reply the begger said "come and beg with me and i will pay you rs5000 per month |
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| | wat to u do when a white boy throws a grenade at u pull the string and throw it bak |
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| | santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. after eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. the manager comes running and asks him, 'prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' to this the man replies,
' oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'wash basin'. |
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| | ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya,
bhagwan kare aap jaisa dhakkan sabko miley. |
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| | train mein tt sadhu se bola: kahan jana hai?
sadhu: jahan ram ka janam hua tha.
tt: ticket hai?
sadhu: nahin
tt: chalo
sadhu: kahan?
tt: jahan krishan ka janam hua tha.. jail mein |
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| | aik khan apne lun pe oil laga kar betha tha...
tisue ka dabaa pas rakha ha..
niswar bhi kha rha ha...
tyar betha ha..
poccha khan sahib kis ka intezar ha???
khan sahib kehne lagae bus ye larka zar a joke parh le |
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| | man: sir, my wife is missing. postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complaint dijiyee. man: kya karun, khushi ke maare kuch samajh nahi aa rha |
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ek banda dusre ko kehta he ke phone karne se pehle 2 lagao. dusra us ko 2 thapparr marta he or phone karta he. wo phir kehta he ke yeh thappar kyun? wo kehta he ke aap ne khud yehi hi kaha tha ke phone karne se pehle do lagao. hahahaha
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| | a kid and his father is walking down the street. and the kis cholcate fell down and picks it up and eat it. his father yells at him and tells him that, things which fall down. don't pick it up. we will buy a new one from store. and then 1 day when the father, mother and the kid is waking. his mom slips and fall down. his father tried to pick his wife up. and the kid yells never pick a thing when it fells down we will buy a new one |
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