 | | teri sula ke lu,
ja bitha ke lu,
ja tujhe karu khada,
ja fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu
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| | student :sir ,ladkiya apna mobile phone safe place(b**) vich quan nahi rakhdiya
teacher :because mobile vibrations convert the milk into lassi |
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| | wife a: i hate my engineer husband. erect & erect.
wife b: i hate my doc husband. inject & inject.
wife c: u both r lucky, mine is judge… tarik pe tarikh |
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| | a man running behind the bus and finaly catches it and asked the driver,
eh bus teri ma lagdi ea ?nahi.
behan lagdi ea? nahi…
biwi ? nahi.
phir bhencho chadn kyu nahi dendaa |
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| | dil chahta hai ki aaj
aap ko ek konne mai lejaa kar
ek danda le kar
aap ki
g
ga
gan
gand
gandh
gandhi ji
ke style mein photo khencho
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| | ladies hostel se ek aurat ne pseb ke office phone kiya.
aur complain ki:
aaj to aadmi bhej do,
larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain. |
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| | boy: pura ander chala gaya na
girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
girl: haaaaaan
boy: is it completely fit or not.
girl: perfect
boy: are you feeling comfortable in it?
girl: zaberdast, bilkul aaram hai..
boy: aray suno, pack these sandals for madam. |
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 | | ik bar ik admi aur ik aurat ja rahe si ? admi kela kha rhaia si ? ? kela gir jata hai ? admi bula kela otha lao ?? arut bulti giri hoi chij nai othate ? ? age jakar aurat gir jati hai ?? phir arut bulti muje otah lao ?? admi kheta hai giri hoi chij nai othate |
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| | ladka boht der se ek haseen larki ko dekh raha tha
larki ghoor ke boli:kya dekh rhe ho?
ladka:soch rha tha ki agr tum mari mummy hoti to me bi khobsurat hota |
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| | pehli dafa insan jab dalta hai to nervous hota hai. ahista se dalo to phisal ke pura andr chala jata hai phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hen.lekin tum bilkul na ghabrana
confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki money nahi nikal ati, phir apna atm card machine se nikal lena |
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| | me ne to sirf shave ki khatir neche sabun lagaya tha
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irada kab badla, kuch pata hi na chala |
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| | police mujram se:bache ke sath ziadti qun ki?
mujrim:jnab bacha khubsurt tha
polic:bacha kahan hai?
mujrim:jnab bacha khush hy or sardar ke upar joke likh raha hai. |
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| | shiyari se tujhe koi kam nai,
tu qatal bi karde tu tujh pe elzam nahi
kabhi tu ayega mere ghar dawat khane
palang pe lita ke na cho** to me sardar nahi |
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| | baba thand vich pajama utar ke betha si te loka ne wja puchi
baba:bhai kalh rat qmiz utar ke betha si ta grdan akr gai
aj bivi ne mashwra dita ki pajama utar ke try mar ke dekh |
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| | ladki: yeh pars pakro, kholna nai, main abi ayi.
ladke ne khola us me rubr ka *** nikla.
ladki wapis aa kar boli khola to nai?
ladka:nahi,mai b*** parwani si khol ke. |
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| | oye kaki agey to sardara te joke nahi likhne.eh badi bherdi kaum hai,yaad rakhi ki cheekh marin da waqet bi nasib nahi hona.
shikva nahi kisi se kisi se gila nahi. . .
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shikva nahi kisi se kisi se gila nahi. . .
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us ki pent hi new style ki thi jo hum se khuli nahi…! |
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 | | doctor to saradar: aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ? sardar: hoga jaroor hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai...... |
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| | biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek admi ghar ja raha tha
ki bijli chamki, baadal garje, jor se baarish hui.
admi bola: lagta hai pahunch gayi.
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| | ek ladki thi diwani c.
mobile lekar ghoomti thi.
sharma ke ghabra ke woh kuch karti rahti thi.
jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh on kaise hota hai. |
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| | gappu - sardarji agar aapko thand lagegi to kya karenge
sardarji - mombatti ke paas baithunga
gappu - agar isse thand nahi gayi to
sardarji - to mombatti jalaunga |
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