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ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ? ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko dooodh ki rakhwali karte pehli baar dekha hai |
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| | Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga
ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ? ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko dooodh ki rakhwali karte pehli baar dekha hai |
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| | Banta class mein - madam maine %u201cabc%u201d yaad karli
madam -ok , to sunao
banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz%u2026
madam - arey aise nahi %u2026
aise suna a for apple banta - ok madam%u2026
a for apple
b for bada apple
c for chhota apple
d for dusra apple
e for ek aur apple
f for fokat ka apple
g for gol apple
h for hazar apple i for itney saarey apple? j for jaao nahi khaani hai apple k for kaise nahi khaayengey apple l for lena padhega tumko apple m for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple n for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple o for oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple p for peth bhar khaao apple q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple r for roz agar khaao tum apple s for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple t for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple u for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple v for very tasty hai yeh apple w for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple x for x%u2019mas mei bhii hi! khana padenge apple y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple
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| | Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain
banta child - how? santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain |
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| | One time one boy was in punjab waiting for bus and bus very late and bus was so full as the bus came to the bus stop there 5 girls came aswel then boy thought let the girls go in the bus first then after i will go girls went in side the bus as the boy try to get in the bus driver said no more and boy said ok he was waiting secound bus same thing happened again and again girls came and again driver said no more boy was angry he said tu driver sala kanjer morniya nu bus vich vaad laindava jado more andava ta boldava no more
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| | Principal :agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 rs fine, 2nd time 200 rs
fine and 3rd time 500
munna bhai :boley to monthly paas ka kya lega mamu |
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| | Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaloo apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhtae hain warna aap jaisey softwares to bazaar main biktay hain roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye do pc joodtey joodtey hang hogaye aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! aisa bhi nahin hai ke, i don%u2019t like your face par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat what is your icq number, aao karein chat tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-mail main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho aish, phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash |
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 | | Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaloo
apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon
apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao
woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhtae hain
warna aap jaisey softwares to bazaar main biktay hain
roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho
teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai
aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga
apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
do pc joodtey joodtey hang hogaye
aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain
ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
aisa bhi nahin hai ke, i don%u2019t like your face
par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
what is your icq number, aao karein chat
tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-mail
main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho aish,
phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
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 | | Robert-- iska kya kare boss??????
ajit-- robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do !! liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa,,, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!!!!! |
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| | Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
arey ashman me ud rahahe
to idhar kya dhund rahe ho ashmanme dekhona
ullu
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| | Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya
both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other
ladki (darte hue) -- bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain???
ladka -- abhi tak to 3 the
lekin ab 4 ho gaye
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| | Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai
old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai
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| | Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai
old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai
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| | Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai
old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai
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| | Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai
old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai
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| | Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai
old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai
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| | Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai
old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai
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 | | Dil ka kaha 1 kaam kar do
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do
aaj dunia pe 1 ehsaan kar do
ghar se naha k niklo or pure mohalle ko hairaan kar do
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 | | Munna bhai: agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye
???
circuit: simple bhai
bina sui ka injection lene ka
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| | Wife:apko pata hai mr
r apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki
husband:chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr
r ki biwi nahi manegi
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