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dsekhon (20 hours ago)

teri sula ke lu,
ja bitha ke lu,
ja tujhe karu khada,
ja fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu

dsekhon (20 hours ago)

student :sir ,ladkiya apna mobile phone safe place(b**) vich quan nahi rakhdiya
teacher :because mobile vibrations convert the milk into lassi

dsekhon (20 hours ago)

wife a: i hate my engineer husband. erect & erect.
wife b: i hate my doc husband. inject & inject.
wife c: u both r lucky, mine is judge… tarik pe tarikh

dsekhon (20 hours ago)

a man running behind the bus and finaly catches it and asked the driver,
eh bus teri ma lagdi ea ?nahi.
behan lagdi ea? nahi…
biwi ? nahi.
phir bhencho chadn kyu nahi dendaa

dsekhon (2 days ago)

dil chahta hai ki aaj

aap ko ek konne mai lejaa kar

ek danda le kar

aap ki

g

ga

gan

gand

gandh

gandhi ji

ke style mein photo khencho

dsekhon (2 days ago)

ladies hostel se ek aurat ne pseb ke office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

aaj to aadmi bhej do,

larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

dsekhon (2 days ago)

boy: pura ander chala gaya na
girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
girl: haaaaaan
boy: is it completely fit or not.
girl: perfect
boy: are you feeling comfortable in it?
girl: zaberdast, bilkul aaram hai..
boy: aray suno, pack these sandals for madam.

jatinder-22 (2 days ago)

ik bar ik admi aur ik aurat  ja rahe si ?    admi kela kha rhaia si ? ?  kela gir jata hai  ? admi bula kela otha lao ?? arut bulti giri hoi chij nai othate ? ?  age jakar aurat  gir jati hai ??  phir arut bulti muje otah lao ??  admi kheta hai giri hoi chij nai othate                                                              

dsekhon (2 days ago)

ladka boht der se ek haseen larki ko dekh raha tha

larki ghoor ke boli:kya dekh rhe ho?

ladka:soch rha tha ki agr tum mari mummy hoti to me bi khobsurat hota

dsekhon (2 days ago)

pehli dafa insan jab dalta hai to nervous hota hai. ahista se dalo to phisal ke pura andr chala jata hai phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hen.lekin tum bilkul na ghabrana
confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki money nahi nikal ati, phir apna atm card machine se nikal lena

dsekhon (2 days ago)

me ne to sirf shave ki khatir neche sabun lagaya tha
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irada kab badla, kuch pata hi na chala

dsekhon (2 days ago)

police mujram se:bache ke sath ziadti qun ki?
mujrim:jnab bacha khubsurt tha
polic:bacha kahan hai?
mujrim:jnab bacha khush hy or sardar ke upar joke likh raha hai.

dsekhon (2 days ago)

shiyari se tujhe koi kam nai,
tu qatal bi karde tu tujh pe elzam nahi
kabhi tu ayega mere ghar dawat khane
palang pe lita ke na cho** to me sardar nahi

dsekhon (2 days ago)

baba thand vich pajama utar ke betha si te loka ne wja puchi 
baba:bhai kalh rat qmiz utar ke betha si ta grdan akr gai
aj bivi ne mashwra dita ki pajama utar ke try mar ke dekh

dsekhon (2 days ago)

ladki: yeh pars pakro, kholna nai, main abi ayi.
ladke ne khola us me rubr ka *** nikla.
ladki wapis aa kar boli khola to nai?
ladka:nahi,mai b*** parwani si khol ke.

dsekhon (2 days ago)

oye kaki agey to sardara te joke nahi likhne.eh badi bherdi kaum hai,yaad rakhi ki cheekh marin da waqet bi nasib nahi hona.


shikva nahi kisi se kisi se gila nahi. . .
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shikva nahi kisi se kisi se gila nahi. . .
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us ki pent hi new style ki thi jo hum se khuli nahi…!

SameStyle (3 days ago)

doctor to saradar: aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ? sardar: hoga jaroor hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai......

SameStyle (3 days ago)

biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek admi ghar ja raha tha
ki bijli chamki, baadal garje, jor se baarish hui.
admi bola: lagta hai pahunch gayi.

SameStyle (3 days ago)

ek ladki thi diwani c.
mobile lekar ghoomti thi.
sharma ke ghabra ke woh kuch karti rahti thi.
jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh on kaise hota hai.

SameStyle (3 days ago)

gappu - sardarji agar aapko thand lagegi to kya karenge
sardarji - mombatti ke paas baithunga
gappu - agar isse thand nahi gayi to
sardarji - to mombatti jalaunga

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